Jon Stewart, Please Don't Leave Me!

I just heard a terrible rumor about Jon Stewart (my secret lover man) taking the summer off from The Daily Show. My mature side applauds his film directing endeavors and knows John Oliver will keep me inspired while my selfish, unreasonable side asks, "Who will raise my awareness of self-serving politicians? - Who will expose the secrets of Capital Hill? - Who will show me the latest and greatest books and introduce me to their authors? - Who will teach me about the politics of journalism? - Who will force me to laugh about the things that make me cry? - How will I live without you all summer, Jon?"