I have to work a night shift tonight which means I won’t be awake to have fun answering the door and passing out candy to all the little costumed beggars.
Halloween restores my faith in humanity every year, because back around 1995 I took my son trick or treating and, instead of just leaving the house dark with no one home, I decided to put all the candy I bought in a big bowl and leave it on the front porch with a sign that read:
TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!
PLEASE TAKE A CANDY
HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
My son and I agreed as we headed out of the yard that the first person to arrive would empty the bowl and steal all the candy. Oh, well…
When we got home hours later -- exhausted, cold, and lugging a bucket of amazing trick or treat candy -- we found our candy bowl 1/3 full.
Faith in the integrity of humans: RESTORED